From the pamphlet library as handed out by the members of the church of the ancient web mistress.
Ghosts, the Supernatural and You: a practical guide to the other side.
The world is dark and full of terrors, but that doesn’t mean that a well considered and thoughtful discussion about those terrors can’t help you manage their effects!
Official government word on the shades and shadows from the immaterial plane would have you believe that they are a byproduct of scientific process. But these beings have existed long before “radiation” and “nuclear energy”. Her great eyes see all truths, and through Her we see the faded sufferings of souls who have lost their place in Her Web.
These shades are not to be feared - they are to be mourned, and pitied. They cannot hurt you, or your children, even though they can be very spooky!
What you should do if you encounter a ghost:
1. Tell the ghost that you see it, and that you will endeavour to help it regain its place in Her Great Web. 2. Inform your High Priestess about the sighting, including all relevant data. 3. Host a seance with members of the church in order to attempt to divine its purpose. 4. If necessary, participate in an exorcism with your High Priestess, or instead welcome them to your home and offer them sweets. Ghosts like sweets.
This is where the pamphlet ends. However, scribbled hastily on the bottom in red marker is added:
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Ghosts, the Supernatural and You: a practical guide to the other side.
The world is dark and full of terrors, but that doesn’t mean that a well considered and thoughtful discussion about those terrors can’t help you manage their effects!
Official government word on the shades and shadows from the immaterial plane would have you believe that they are a byproduct of scientific process. But these beings have existed long before “radiation” and “nuclear energy”. Her great eyes see all truths, and through Her we see the faded sufferings of souls who have lost their place in Her Web.
These shades are not to be feared - they are to be mourned, and pitied. They cannot hurt you, or your children, even though they can be very spooky!
What you should do if you encounter a ghost:
1. Tell the ghost that you see it, and that you will endeavour to help it regain its place in Her Great Web.
2. Inform your High Priestess about the sighting, including all relevant data.
3. Host a seance with members of the church in order to attempt to divine its purpose.
4. If necessary, participate in an exorcism with your High Priestess, or instead welcome them to your home and offer them sweets. Ghosts like sweets.
This is where the pamphlet ends. However, scribbled hastily on the bottom in red marker is added:
NO EXORCISMS AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.